Diablo III the Buddy Cop Film by RobertAWing, literature
Literature
Diablo III the Buddy Cop Film
"Okay then, let me see if I follow here. You two single handedly slew thousands of royal guards-"
"Snake people disguised as guards," the Demon Hunter interjected, pointing a finger at the report. "Thousands of snake people disguised as guards."
"Fine, snake people. However, according to your Wizard friend here, you originally did not know they were snake people."
"..They wouldn't let us pass," the Demon Hunter replied, more question than statement.
"And at no point did you think to yourself, 'oh, you know what I should do? Call my superiors, maybe explore some diplomatic channels.' You guys jumped straight to ethnic cleansing," the bulbo